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	<description>A semi-insane half midget.</description>
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		<title>Probed: The Story of an Abductee podcast</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My new podcast is now available through iTunes &#8211; visit the Probed: The Story of an Abductee page for download information.
Probed: The Story of an Abductee recounts the hilariously awkward stories of an un-named alien abductee through his audio journals.  Each week a new tale is told in these short, yet strange podcasts.
To stay up [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/273/probed-the-story-of-an-abductee-podcast.html</link>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Harold Camping</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rapture?  What Rapture?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/266/an-open-letter-to-harold-camping.html</link>
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		<title>Some of my Favourite Videos</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A collection of my favourite YouTube videos to make up for that fact that I haven't written an open letter this week.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/248/some-of-my-favourite-videos.html</link>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Conspiracy Theorists</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Conspiracy Theorists,
How are things?  I’ve noticed that you’ve been busy, what with all the exciting things happening in the world, how could you not be?
Oh, how your minds must be like a tornado swirling with the idea of possibilities that we haven’t been told about.  Did Osama Bin Laden really shit himself [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/236/an-open-letter-to-conspiracy-theorists.html</link>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Donald Trump&#8217;s Hair Piece</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Donald Trump’s Hair Piece,
I have a huge favour to ask of you.  Please control your man.  He is getting out of control, and frankly, I fear not only for the safety of the United States, but of the world.  Mr Trump is already powerful enough without the extra power of becoming [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/226/an-open-letter-to-donald-trumps-hair-piece.html</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s going on?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What a crazy month it&#8217;s been!
I&#8217;ve done stand up shows, written some open letters, and I&#8217;ve started working on an animation.
The animation, tentatively titled &#8220;Satan: An Introduction&#8221;, will introduce a character for an animated series that I&#8217;ve been working on for the last couple of years.  Don&#8217;t expect anything like Futurama or South Park, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/223/whats-going-on.html</link>
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		<title>An Open Letter to the Australian Classification Board</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We were bound to butt heads again, weren’t we?  And, yes, I was insinuating that you are, indeed, a butt head.  Juvenile?  Maybe, but that is the reason I am writing you this letter.  See, we are fed up.  And by we, I mean several people, and by several people I mean the entire video gaming population of Australia.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/212/an-open-letter-to-the-australian-classification-board.html</link>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Satan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Dark Lord,
I know we are approaching the end, and it’s pretty obvious you are speeding things up as we descend in to the anus of the apocalypse.  While everyone is searching for Biblical signs of the end of the world, I’ve got you sussed, Mr Devil.
That’s right, I know that the four horsemen [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/203/an-open-letter-to-satan.html</link>
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		<title>A couple of updates, and toasted cheese</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple of updates coming your way, yo!
First off, I&#8217;m currently working on two new songs.
The first one that will be ready is called &#8220;The Hit&#8221; (that&#8217;s the radio friendly name, replace the capital H with a Sh and you&#8217;ll get the album name), and is yet another comedy hip hop/rap song.  The second [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/199/a-couple-of-updates-and-toasted-cheese.html</link>
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		<title>Open Mic Tomorrow Night</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll be doing an Open Mic Night at the Bohemia Bar in Brisbane tomorrow night.
Show starts at 8pm.
For more information check out the Shows page.
I&#8217;ll be trying out some new material, so please, be nice.
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