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		<title>Adventures In Spam &#8211; Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blog Series]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[email]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[experiment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gullible]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hotmail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scammers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spam, like trolls, Facebook, and donkey porn, is just one of the things we have to deal with on the internet.  We&#8217;ve all been a victim of it, or have at least of heard of someone falling victim to these scammers.
I, myself, have been the target of many spammers and scammers.  From email [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Review: Jeff Loomis &#8211; Plains of Oblivion</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/303/review-jeff-loomis-plains-of-oblivion.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baywatch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[century media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Poland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christine Rhoades]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emperor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ihsahn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeff Loomis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Satriani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marty Friedman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Megadeth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nevermore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Plains of Oblivion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Vai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tony MacAlpine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yngwie Malmsteen]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When one thinks of guitar virtuoso albums, a certain few instantly come to mind.  Joe Satriani’s “Surfing with the Alien”, Steve Vai’s “Passion and Warfare”, and Yngwie Malmsteen’s “I’m Wearing Tight Pants, Look at My Codpiece.”  Well, now I’m adding the new Jeff Loomis album, “Plains of Oblivion,” to that list.
For those who don’t know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Late Nite Show Appearance</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/291/the-late-nite-show-appearance.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:31:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Exprophetic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Late Nite Show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wrestling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week I was a guest on the Late Nite Show on 31 Digital in Brisbane.  You can watch my appearance below.

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		<title>Review: Naglfar &#8211; Teras</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/286/review-naglfar-teras.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 07:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bathory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[century media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elbow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emperor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[naglfar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sweden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teras]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been listening to Black Metal for many a year now, but I must admit I’ve never really heard much Naglfar.  I was unsure whether Naglfar were, indeed, a Black Metal band.  For some strange reason I thought they might have been a Scandinavian tickle monster, or an irritating elbow rash.  However, having done some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Review: Borknagar &#8211; Urd</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/277/borknagar-urd-review.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisbegg.com/277/borknagar-urd-review.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 03:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[borknagar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kinkade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nedland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ryland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vintersorg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vortex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Øystein]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It was a Wednesday evening when I finally received the email I’d been waiting for.  My copy of Borknagar’s 10th album, Urd, was waiting for me.  Oh, how my ears trembled in delight, and I let out a happy little fart to signify my satisfaction to the people around me in the supermarket. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Probed: The Story of an Abductee podcast</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/273/probed-the-story-of-an-abductee-podcast.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 01:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My new podcast is now available through iTunes &#8211; visit the Probed: The Story of an Abductee page for download information.
Probed: The Story of an Abductee recounts the hilariously awkward stories of an un-named alien abductee through his audio journals.  Each week a new tale is told in these short, yet strange podcasts.
To stay up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Harold Camping</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/266/an-open-letter-to-harold-camping.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisbegg.com/266/an-open-letter-to-harold-camping.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 01:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Open Letters]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rapture?  What Rapture?]]></description>
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		<title>Some of my Favourite Videos</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/248/some-of-my-favourite-videos.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisbegg.com/248/some-of-my-favourite-videos.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 03:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Artisan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beethoven]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[borknagar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dave]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Epic Rap Battles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Bieber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prejudice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stand up comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Hughes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tim Minchin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Viking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whose Line]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A collection of my favourite YouTube videos to make up for that fact that I haven't written an open letter this week.]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Conspiracy Theorists</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/236/an-open-letter-to-conspiracy-theorists.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisbegg.com/236/an-open-letter-to-conspiracy-theorists.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 00:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Open Letters]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Conspiracy Theorists,
How are things?  I’ve noticed that you’ve been busy, what with all the exciting things happening in the world, how could you not be?
Oh, how your minds must be like a tornado swirling with the idea of possibilities that we haven’t been told about.  Did Osama Bin Laden really shit himself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Donald Trump&#8217;s Hair Piece</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbegg.com/226/an-open-letter-to-donald-trumps-hair-piece.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisbegg.com/226/an-open-letter-to-donald-trumps-hair-piece.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 00:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Open Letters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birth certificate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birther]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conspiracy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[donald]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[piece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[president]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trump]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Donald Trump’s Hair Piece,
I have a huge favour to ask of you.  Please control your man.  He is getting out of control, and frankly, I fear not only for the safety of the United States, but of the world.  Mr Trump is already powerful enough without the extra power of becoming [...]]]></description>
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